Well friends, after a long, successful web release party, a hazy 7:30am flight to LA, and a horrible lack of Bloody Mary's at the airport (apparently they don't serve alcohol until the respectable time of 8am), I am going to finally sleep. After that, back to finishing up more videos for your viewing pleasure!
Be on the lookout for new videos in the coming weeks, as we release never-before-seen gems and re-release some old favorites you might be missing. Until then, enjoy Episode 1 of the FUCT Web Series: Failures Under Continuous Testing, as well as the brand new digital shorts Stay Away from my Girlfriend's Panties and Poop Adventure. They're delicious.
But before I leave you, as promised, here is a picture from my solo outing to Disneyland! It was taken shortly before I was rejected by Goofy when I requested a picture. Having literally waved me away, he went straight to some 8 year old girl and took a whole slew of pictures while I watched, ostracized, confused, and pouty. Fuck that dog, man - or whatever he is. I am so much more the 8 year old girl than that 8 year old girl could ever hope to be.
All bitterness aside, I now go to a much needed slumber. I love you all! Spread our videos around to all your friends and the family members who you want to like you better!
G'night!
