Anyone alive in the 80's knows that the only female Smurf was Smurfette who was really a creation of the villain Gargamel.
These are the actual ingredients that he used:
Sugar and spice,
a dram of crocodile tears,
a peck of bird brain,
the tip of an adders' tongue,
half a pack of lies,
the slyness of a cat,
the vanity of a peacock,
the chatter of a magpie,
the guile of a vixen,
the disposition of a shrew,
and the hardest stone for her heart.