July 18, 2010

Looks like a lot of Oxycontin was stolen from a CVS in Angola by a guy in a FUCT hat.

Only one FUCT cast member owns a FUCT hat.

Only one FUCT cast member's girlfriend was in desperate need of pain medication this weekend.

Only one FUCT cast member has a paper trial that he bought a lot of pain medications in various other CVS stores.

Yes, I admit it.  It was me!!!

 

June 29, 2010

We need a crowd of extras for a recreation of FUCT's infamous jello wrestling party.  While there will not be scantily clad women wrestling in jello, we will have free beer!  So come on down and join us.

Extras should start arriving between 10:30pm and 11pm.

Producer's Club
358 West 44th Street

June 24, 2010

To all of those out there both friends and fellow comedians.  For the next several Wednesday nights the Brothers Galan will be watching a whole lot of free improv at the People's Improv Theater.  I will be there from 7pm on trying to get into as many of the excellent house team's shows as possible.  And at 9:30, Tommy will be joining us as the handsome box office intern.

I was there tonight and laughed my ass off.  Stuck around for Improdome, which is an interesting experience.  A very. . . random group of. . .  improvisors with 4-6 minutes of stage time and a whole lot of. . .  artistic license.  Tom and I will be jumping up there as well starting next week.  Remember, we're sketch comedians.

May 31, 2010

I was just writing and I picked up my head to read the following piece of trivia on the cable music station:

Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page was born James Patrick Page.

To me, that's not trivia, it's obvious.  What's the trivia part?  the natural abbreviation of James to Jimmy?  or the fact that his middle name is Paul?  or that his last name is unchanged?

Someone explain.

May 31, 2010

Anyone alive in the 80's knows that the only female Smurf was Smurfette who was really a creation of the villain Gargamel.

These are the actual ingredients that he used:

Sugar and spice,
a dram of crocodile tears,
a peck of bird brain,
the tip of an adders' tongue,
half a pack of lies,
the slyness of a cat,
the vanity of a peacock,
the chatter of a magpie,
the guile of a vixen,
the disposition of a shrew,
and the hardest stone for her heart.

 

 

May 26, 2010

Looks like we're starting to get our first bit of press for Sketchfest NYC

click here for article

Friday, June 11th at Midnight!

Put it in your calendars now.