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FUCT…in Public

The Rattlestick Theatre (December 2004)

Cast: Graham Burk, Jon Crane, Jessica DiGiovanni, Marco Formosa, RJ Foster, Joe Galan, Jeffrey Glaser, Josh LaCasse, Ian Lassiter,  Janio Marrero, Paul Mazza, Carrie McCrossen, Ian McWethy, Brian Murray and Graham Skipper

Band: Van Hughes (guitar/vocals), John Erdman (bass), Dead Guy (drums)


 

Notable Scenes/Songs:

  • A gorilla sedating a maniac in a thong by inserting a whiskey-soaked tampon in his anus
  • Fire Juggling!
  • Billy the Tap-Dancing Half-Aborted Fetus!

    • FUCT Up @ The Producers Club

    The Producers Club  (May 2005)

    Cast: Sarah Bell, Jon Crane, Jessica DiGiovanni, Marco Formosa, Joe Galan, Brian Gillespie, Ian Lassiter, Janio Marrero, Paul Mazza, Brian Murray, Heidi Neidermeyer, Graham Skipper and Jacob Wallach

    Band: Van Hughes (guitar/vocals), Red Guy (drums)
     

     

    Notable Scenes/Songs:

  • “The Extreme Michael Schiavo Extreme Diet Challenge”
  • A rap-off between Mickey Mouse, Kermit the Frog, and the reigning champion, Speedy Gonzalez
  • A 3-round Kangaroo Boxing Match between Paul and Jacob, involving kicking each other, shots of Jack Daniels, and lathering the contestants in Icy Hot for the final exciting round!

    • FUCT on the Strip

    The Producers Club (November 2005)

    Cast: Sarah Bell, Jon Crane, Marco Formosa, Joe Galan, Brian Gillespie, Ian Lassiter, Janio Marrero, Paul Mazza, Ian McWethy and Graham Skipper

    Band: Van Hughes (guitar/vocals), Red Guy (drums)
     

     

     

    Notable Songs/Scenes:

  • Christopher Reeve and Stephen Hawking help recently-injured Roy Horn to get over his fear of being mauled by another tiger and perform once again
  • A FUCT Spelling Bee, where each contestant has 20 seconds to correctly spell a word given to them, the punishment for an incorrect answer being that they get “stung” in the arm, ass, foot, or webbing of the hand by a ½ inch IV Needle.
  • DAVID, along with magic boy, performs his amazing feats of magic and ILLUSION!
  • Several poor men in a restroom line do the “Pee-Pee Dance,” a fully choreographed dance set to The Nutcracker
  • A special guest appearance by Robert Goulet! (Seriously, Robert Goulet actually showed up)

    • The Passion of the FUCT

    The Studio at Cherry Lane Theatre (February 2006)

    Cast: Jon Crane, Joe Galan, Tommy Galan, Brian Gillespie, Ian Lassiter, Janio Marrero, Paul Mazza and Graham Skipper

    Band: Matt Accardo (guitar/vocals), Professor Red Guy (drums)
     

     

     

    Notable Scenes/Songs:

  • Benoit the Hamster wins the esteemed Best Bestiality Video award, accepting not with a speech, but an inspiring re-worked version of “Bui Doi” from Miss Saigon
  • The boys compete in FUCT Operation, wherein an incorrect response to a medical question results in getting tazed (really, tazed) in various parts of the anatomy
  • Paul finds a way to keep his hot dogs warm – wrap one in a condom, stick it up your ass, then shit it out onstage before eating…but not without mustard
  • Graham takes a pregnancy test live onstage…finding he is, in fact, with child

    • FUCT Impregnates Your Sister

    The Studio at Cherry Lane Theatre (September 2006)

    Cast: Sarah Bell, Jon Crane, Joe Galan, Tommy Galan, Brian Gillespie, Ian Lassiter, Janio Marrero and Graham Skipper

    The Band: Van Hughes (guitar/vocals), Matt Accardo (guitar/bass), Senor Rojo (drums)
     

     

     

    Notable Scenes/Songs:

  • A game of Thirsty, Thirsty Hippos, where two audience members competed against two FUCT members in a beer chugging contest.
  • The boys perform a scene from Anton Chekhov’s masterpiece Three Sisters, only they do it completely naked. …It’s a 5-minute scene.
  • Hot Pepper Off – a contest to see which team can eat all the hot peppers (including Habaneros, the world’s hottest pepper) in the shortest amount of time.
  • A Sexual Assault…need we say more?

    • Deaf, Dumb and FUCT

    The Studio at Cherry Lane Theatre (February 2007)

    Cast: Sarah Bell, Jon Crane, Joe Galan, Tommy Galan, Ian Lassiter, Janio Marrero and Graham Skipper, with Special Guests Chris Reitz and Kiva Ford

    The Band: Van Hughes (guitar/vocals), Matt Accardo (guitar/bass), Healthy Guy (drums)


     

    Notable Scenes/Songs:

  • The Racist Reverend exorcises the gay out of an audience member
  • Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Nicole Richie discuss Virginia Woolf while exposing their manginas
  • Chris the cage fighter kicks clowns' asses while tristfully singing "Send in the Clowns"
  • Genital Tug O' War

    • FUCT: The Tip Doesn't Count

    The Studio at Cherry Lane Theatre (June 2007)

    Cast: Sarah Bell, Jon Crane, Joe Galan, Tommy Galan, Brian Gillespie, Ian Lassiter, Janio Marrero and Graham Skipper

    The Band: Vein Huge (guitar/keyboard/vocals), Matt Accardo (guitar/bass), Red Guy (drums)
     

     

    Notable Scenes/Songs:

  • The Bitch Whisperer: Rollerblading Janio teaches Tommy how to control Sarah, his bitch. It's all in showing who's in charge of the relationship...and chocolate.
  • El Cock Fight: Janio vs. Graham, as they discover that using their flippers to kick the other's genitals is the best way to knock that tennis ball off the other guy's cock.
  • DAVID and magic boy reveal to the world their amazing magic trick, 'Penguin's Deadly Secret'!
  • We perform, in its entirety, Cho Seung-Hui's masterful one-act play 'Richard McBeef'.
  • White Fury vs. The Flying Wasp: Two elderly British ladies have tea, as well as a thick helping of live meal worms and two shots of live goldfish. Mmm...

    • BEST of FUCT

    Cherry Lane Theatre Mainstage (December 2007)

    Cast: Sarah Bell, Jon Crane, Joe Galan, Tommy Galan, Brian Gillespie, Ian Lassiter, Janio Marrero and Graham Skipper

    The Band: Vein Huge (guitar/keyboard/vocals), Matt Accardo (guitar/bass), Red Guy (drums)
     

     

     

    Notable Scenes/Songs:

  • Sarah explains to the audience what childhood trauma has led her to become a "Cocksucker."
  • Jon invites an actual, unsuspecting audience member to share a heartbreaking story and slap him across the face.  Too bad he picked the cancer victim.
  • Graham sings a heart-warming ballad to his Baby Girl.

  • A musical stunt finale featuring a variety of pain-inducing instruments from our Wheel of Torture.

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    FÜCT with Two Dots Over the "U"

    The Studio at Cherry Lane Theatre (February 2008)

    Cast: Sarah Bell, Jon Crane, Joe Galan, Tommy Galan, Brian Gillespie, Ian Lassiter, Janio Marrero and Graham Skipper

    The Band: Matt Accardo (guitar/bass)
     

     

    Notable Scenes/Songs:

  • If it's Easter and you've been a good boy or girl (and you're black), then you get a visit from The Jungle Bunny.
  • The poetic tale of Homo the Faun, Cockswallow the Centaur and Brian the Blue Fairy
  • Ian and Graham follow careful instructions on "How to Make-out with a Girl."  Unfortunately, they both forgot their girl at home.

  • Janio teaches the audience to speak English.

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    To see videos of these and other sketches from our shows, visit our Videos Page!

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