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Jon Crane telling the longest joke ever at F.U.C.T. Who's your Daddy?

Paul Mazza singing "Happy Birthday Mr. President" at F.U.C.T. Who's your Daddy?

Joe excitedly wields the FUCT Paddle.

Sarah Bell in Letter to God at FUCT Impregnates Your Sister

Joe Galan telling racist jokes while the audience showed their distaste with eggs and tomatoes

Best FUCT skit ever; Two girls wrestling in baby oil to Def Leppard at F.U.C.T. Butt6

Graham warms up the crowd before F.U.C.T. Butt6

Graham is victorious, having slurped down his own icy ball-water faster than Joe & Tommy is Deaf, Dumb & FUCT.

Graham getting tazed in his testicles by his father at FUCT Impregnates your sister....Blood was drawn...no really, he bled

Paul died for our beers in the Passion of the FUCT

Graham taking a pregnancy test in FUCT impregnates your sister

Pregnancy Test: The results are in...Graham is pregnant.

The cast plays FUCT Operation

Match that Asshole!

Paul found a great way to keep his hotdog warm...

A scene from The Abu Ghraib Fashion Show

Bobo the Sad Clown in FUCT Impregnates Your Sister

Graham prepares to be paddled before the show.

A scene from FUCT Flex Off

Jon sings Prison Bitch at the Passion of the FUCT

Janio getting a rubber band shot into his ass crack in the Wheel of Torture

The audience joins us for dancing on stage after the show.

Another scene from the Abu Ghraib Fashion Show

Sarah loves you, just like Jesus.

Jon receives a little sisterly affection before the show

Janio's ass after receiving the worst paddle ever

The Racist Reverend exorcises the gay - and the Freddie Mercury moustache - out of an audience member.

Kiva, Master Juggler and Glass-Blower, shows off to the ladies...

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Nicole Ritchie discuss Virginia Woolf in Deaf, Dumb & FUCT.

The Cream of Wheat Man tells us how it is...to a Caribbean beat!

The Master Jugglers face off in a dual to the death!

...And then realize their love is not for the woman...but for each other.

Paris Hilton chooses to end it all in Deaf, Dumb & FUCT.

Janio uses his Latin wiles to warm up the crowd before the show.

Sarah and the audience play a version of Never Have I Ever.

Dr. Skipper, Dr. Crane, and Consuela the lab assistant prepare to do something horrible to live rats...

We play Thirsty, Thirsty Hippos! ...In honor of Steve Irwin.

The Racist Reverend singeth: 'There is power, power, wonder working power in the blood of the lamb.'

The cream of Wheat Man gets ready to pop a cap into philandering Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben.

Several of the boys line up to be paddled.

After another successful performance, the cast and the audience head out together for more drinking and debauchery.

Masterpiece Theatre presents a scene from Anton Chekhov's Three Sisters. Naked.

The full cast and band! And our choreographer. No Paul in this picture...he was making babies in the back.

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